Emobloggersstevejobsyouandme.

Today I felt like accrediting some of the few factions and individuals of the soceity because well, I'm a generous gracious little being. My salutes to each and everyone of them as follows.

To 3mo [three-mo] bloggers, I'm still surprised at the consistency with which you continue to mope over your one misfortune for such a long period of time. I'm more awestruck at the strength of your brain to bear your persistent depression and STILL not get stroke or hemorrhage. Wah, mubarak!

PS: My personal thanks (not really) to you for making sex look absolutely detestable with the long masochistic proses about your sexual experience with your long lost love for people who have yet to experience it.

To you, Steve Jobs [RIP]. Though I'm not a fan of Apple products nor do I plan on buying any in near future, I have to admit that you really did inspire a plethora of people (including me) with your pure tenacity to achieve the most you could have in the 56 years you had in this world. I'll also hand it down to the masses that you were able to encapsulate in your shell of corporate slavery by presenting them with a new technological product that was able to supersede the 1 year old prototype that wasn't even exploited to it utmost potential. [Observe a minute of silence]

My salute also goes to you, the people. I salute your receptive attitude towards capitalistic control and how you can manage to blow off large sums of money on invasive technology that will be hardly of much use and more of your own lard layering in your bums to be your best friends forever. After all, who needs to actually walk to get their debit cards cashed, right?

Lastly, to me. For having no productive input in life whatsoever. Oh how I wish I were born in the 70's.