So, it's around [check the title, squirt] and I'm not high on caffeine, no sir. Actually, I only had 3 cups of coffee since the start of fall. Yes, I know very
OMGWTF it is.
What the heck is up with people jabbering and flaunting in your face about how they've only managed to travel in a
Omg ewww, gross! Rickshaw for the first time and have never
travelled in a rotten public bus?!
Trust me, I feel jeering pity for these poor souls. I don't cynically interrogate people traveling in their
Prado's, Lancer's and
SUV's [if they exist in
Karachi] with a driver. Comfort should be one's priority but I see no point in them being so proud of not adapting to a more normal lifestyle and then casting shitty remarks right in front of you about how
"mediocre and disgusting" a local D-7 is and how the
pathan's sweat doesn't really suit their noses that are relishing half a bottle of Elizabeth Arden every hour. And no, I'm not exaggerating because I really have found people saying that. I say, one day when these will be stuck without a cellphone in an unknown area in
Banaras with their messed up car and no way to contact their millionaire
Daddykins . I suppose then, in such despondence, shall they learn the true value of the
"Mediocre conveyance" But wait, they won't even know which bus takes the route to where.
Hah!
Chaching! Who's being pranced upon now?
Okay perhaps this was a little too harsh because there are people who can't experiences the
joys of a Rickshaw or a
public bus due to paranoia that circumvents them and their families.
But seriously, I suggest that one living in Pakistan should really get used to traveling in public transportation. I do it all the time and believe me.. If there is a douchebag chambeli teil ready to grapple your arse, all you have to is just slap that wanker and spray a tirade of abuses in his face.
In fact use the best of your vocabulary and even invent some invectives of your own. Believe me son, they've the weakest souls that take our ugliest faces as juggernauts that might just kill them with shame. But such incidents are rarely encountered.
Also, Public buses are really amusing. You get interminable
pashtun entertainment. Ranging from
khattak music from
Hunza to the cheap porn lyrics of songs from the red light area of Peshawar. And not only do you get to listen to porn but you also get to view free porno for the 10 minute ride as part of the package. Like explicit breastfeeding in the
front compartment for all to see. Okay, so it's okay [I guess] to breastfeed a crying child but do ya HAVE to
lactate without hiding it all? And that too right in front of the men with raging testosterone?! And the stench really isn't that bad once you get to used to it. Sure it maybe a mixture of 738578657475652545 days old clothes
drenched in the signature
pathan sweat along with the memento of
excrement at every
pit stop at
sohrab goath. But it really isn't that bad.
And traveling in public transportation doesn't make you brave. It only makes you a well adapted Pakistani.
Ps. No Ethnic Offenses were intended, I'm a
pathan myself yo.
Walakhaaa!
Anyway, Happy New year everyone. What are your resolutions? ^_^